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Funerals are for the Living November 23, 2006

Posted by AkumAPRIME in : Life , trackback

I don’t really care what anyone does at any funeral or whatever, so long as there is no religious nonsense of Any sort. I know some of my family members are retardedly devout, but the only reason I could possibly have to come back to life and kick some ass is if anyone gets religious about me.

By the time you’re reading this, I will have the answer to “What happens after you die.” This means I am now your superior on All matters of life and death. The last thing I need is for anyone to mutter mumbo-jumbo around me.