These are all the odd jobs you can hire me to do.<\/p>\n
Tutor<\/strong> – 40$\/hour<\/em> Carsitter<\/strong> – 25$+\/hour Housesitter<\/strong> – generally free providing you let me have crazy parties in your house<\/em> Babysitter<\/strong> – 30$\/hour<\/em> Computer Tech<\/strong> – 50$+\/hour<\/em> Website design<\/strong> – 80$+\/hour<\/em> TV watcher<\/strong> – 25$\/hour<\/em> Cook<\/strong> – Negotiable<\/em> Professional Commenter<\/strong> – 15$\/comment<\/em> Professional Student<\/strong> – Depending on if you are semesters or quarters. Between 2000$ and 3000$<\/em> Personal Therapist<\/strong> – 100$\/hour<\/em> Professional Pirate<\/strong> – 50$\/hour<\/em> Photographer<\/strong> – 50$\/hour<\/em> Philosopher<\/strong> – 100$\/hour<\/em> Critic<\/strong> – 75$\/hour<\/em> Traveller<\/strong> – You pay for my flights, room and board + a negotiable salary<\/em> Play Russian Roulette<\/strong> – 1,000,000$<\/em> Story Teller<\/strong> – .5% net gross and 4,000$<\/em> Massage Therapy<\/strong> – Negotiable depending on how female you are<\/em> Video Game Player\/Tester<\/strong> – 20$\/hour + food<\/em> GM<\/strong> – Negotiable<\/em> These are all the odd jobs you can hire me to do. Tutor – 40$\/hour I can teach you math, from basic arithmetic through pre-calc. I can teach you english, generally this is for foreigners. I can teach you biology. Carsitter – 25$+\/hour I can sit in your car with you while you drive so […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nI can teach you math, from basic arithmetic through pre-calc.
\nI can teach you english, generally this is for foreigners.
\nI can teach you biology.<\/p>\n
\nI can sit in your car with you while you drive so you can use the diamond lane. Chit chat is extra. For an additional charge I will sit in the back seat and watch for police.<\/p>\n
\nI can watch your house, feed your pets and water your lawn. I promise your house will be in near perfect condition when you return.<\/p>\n
\nI can watch your kids, entertain them, cook for them, teach them ( this would fall under tutoring), etc. I am good with kids and have plenty of references if you’d like.<\/p>\n
\nI can come help you make\/fix\/clean up your computer.<\/p>\n
\nMy site is the single most beautiful site in existence. Yours can be too!<\/p>\n
\nDon’t have time to watch all your favorite TV shows? Hire me to watch them for you. I will give you synopses of all the episodes.<\/p>\n
\nActually I won’t cook for you, but my friend Kelly will. She’s a New York trained chef looking for a job. Let me know if you need a great personal chef and I will connect you.<\/p>\n
\nI will comment on your MySpace, Blog, Forum, etc, to help you convey whatever Aire you prefer.<\/p>\n
\nI will take a class for you. I guarantee at Least a B-, or your money back. An A gets me an extra 500$<\/p>\n
\nI have my BA in psych. That FULLY qualifies me to do a myriad of things such as testing and therapy.<\/p>\n
\nI am a Great pirate. I can find and DL almost ANYthing digital. You ask for it, and I’ll try to get it for you. For any law enforcement agencies reading this, I point you to my contact me page regarding the seriousness of this site. ( But no for real I’ll do it!)<\/p>\n
\nI have a camera.<\/p>\n
\nIf you need someone to tell you how to think and why, I’m your man. I can either rationalize your pre-existing beliefs or make up new ones for you.<\/p>\n
\nApparently there are people we pay to tell us their opinions on things. I would like to be one of these people, so if you feel the need to hear someone else’s opinion about something, I can provide that for you. You can hire me as “offensively over critical” or “conservative and unwilling to take a side.”<\/p>\n
\nI take pictures, deliver things for you, assassinate people for you or whatever you need. This would be my dreamjob. I’m more than willing to go pretty much anywhere. Except Green River Valley in Utah… what a $#!7 hole.<\/p>\n
\nPut simply, you get a Million dollar stake going, and I’m in.<\/p>\n
\nNeed a plot? Writing a book\/movie\/play\/etc? I’ve read ALOT of books, comics and seen MORE TV and movies. I can provide you with stellar plot ideas, thrilling protagonists, interesting hooks and wonderful mysteries.<\/p>\n
\nActually I’ll refer you to my friend Karen who is a trained professional. She gives Great massages and has a magic touch. I can put you guys in touch when you realize that that sore back of yours is Not going away.<\/p>\n
\nHave a character on an account? Not leveling him as quickly as you’d like? I can level you quickly and get you good items to boot. I have mad video game and mmorpg experience. You can’t bot, or you’ll get your account deleted, so hire me, and I’ll gold farm you to that epic set you’ve always wanted.<\/p>\n
\nI have 10+ years of GMing DnD (3E and ADnD) in multiple realms, Rifts, White Wolf games, etc. I focus on plot interaction with characters and story, but try to tend to my players needs. If you read Knights of the Dinner Table… Well then you’re a nerd, but you also see a few stereotyped GM templates. I would say I’m most like Steve. At anyrate, I <3 GMing with a good group.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"