{"id":115,"date":"2006-05-29T22:58:08","date_gmt":"2006-05-29T22:58:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akumaprime.com\/?p=115"},"modified":"2014-09-30T22:00:29","modified_gmt":"2014-09-30T22:00:29","slug":"happy-memorial-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/?p=115","title":{"rendered":"My pooooor bike :("},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/akumaprime\/150512815\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 2px solid #000000\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/50\/150512815_ae3cab4dcf_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/akumaprime\/150512815\/\">Nice bear<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/akumaprime\/\">AkumAPRIME<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><br clear=\"all\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So today, MaX and I decided to bike through the Santa Monica mountains to the beach for a bit. We took the same trail that kicked my @$$ a few days ago&#8230; well.. this time I was fine, but my poooor bike \ud83d\ude41 My gear mechanism shattered, so we had to walk for a long while. I was able to coast if we were downhill but&#8230; that wasn&#8217;t always the case.<\/p>\n<p>So I took the bus on Sunset and WoW, the buses have gotten Way better since I used to take them&#8230; Still, public transporation in LA is shameful.<\/p>\n<p>So I made it home in time for dinner with Shahin, MaX and his grandparents, Nat and Fred. Towards the end of the night, I explain a couple of idioms to Fred: butter face and fugly. At this point, Fred says, &#8221; When we were young and a girl was ugly, we&#8217;d say, &#8216; Wrap a flag around her head and fuck her for old glory.'&#8221; I was expecting something like &#8221; Gosh, she&#8217;s keen.&#8221;<br \/>\nWe laughed loud and long&#8230; I think we actually offended the lady behind us. Sorry lady behind us.<\/p>\n<p>Well, MaX leaves for Boulder tomorrow early. I hope to go visit him within 2 weeks but&#8230;. we shall see.<\/p>\n<p>Oh oh oh!!! Check <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"Evan: You Are Mighty\" href=\"http:\/\/www.evan.youaremighty.com\">THIS<\/a> out! After you watch it do this: <a class=\"linkification-ext\" title=\"Linkification: http:\/\/www.PUTYOURNAMEHERE.youaremighty.com\" href=\"http:\/\/www.putyournamehere.youaremighty.com\/\">www.PUTYOURNAMEHERE.youaremighty.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Make sure to put your name where it says PUTYOURNAME.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nice bear Originally uploaded by AkumAPRIME. So today, MaX and I decided to bike through the Santa Monica mountains to the beach for a bit. We took the same trail that kicked my @$$ a few days ago&#8230; well.. this time I was fine, but my poooor bike \ud83d\ude41 My gear mechanism shattered, so we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-is-like"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}