{"id":140,"date":"2006-06-30T20:58:36","date_gmt":"2006-06-30T20:58:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akumaprime.com\/?p=140"},"modified":"2014-10-01T15:56:59","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T15:56:59","slug":"a-lucky-litterer-gets-away-from-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/?p=140","title":{"rendered":"The one that got away"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Littering, non-license plate having Prick.<\/a><\/p>\n

Originally uploaded by AkumAPRIME<\/a>.
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As I drive I often see people smoking, and when I sit behing them I mentally chant, ” Please don’t litter. Please don’t litter,” over and over again. Of course they usually Do litter, and today this guy did just that. He had a new silver car. I pulled up next to him. He was middle eastern, most likely Iranian from his accent, but I am unsure.<\/p>\n

” Can you please not litter?” This is my usual statement, and he responded with, ” No, I can’t.” ” Ok, I have your license and I’m going to report you.” But I spoke tooo soon because I Didn’t have his license. So I sped up to get it and DUH… he had no plates yet. DAMN!!!
\nSo the lucky bastard pulled up and pointed at me, both of us smiling. For a bit I thought, ” I have time. Let’s make an issue of this.” and I Followed him… but as we reached my destination I realized it wasn’t worth it, uselessly snapped a pic of his car, and continued on. He is a CSUN student, I’m guessing, since he pulled into CSUN.<\/p>\n

Anyway, this jerk got away, and probably thinks the whole thing is pretty funny. He opened his window after I spoke with him and made a vague gesture with his arm. I couldn’t tell if he was motioning as if to litter again, to Piss me off, or saying he Wouldn’t do it again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Littering, non-license plate having Prick. Originally uploaded by AkumAPRIME. As I drive I often see people smoking, and when I sit behing them I mentally chant, ” Please don’t litter. Please don’t litter,” over and over again. Of course they usually Do litter, and today this guy did just that. He had a new silver […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-is-like"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}