{"id":151,"date":"2006-07-22T03:23:29","date_gmt":"2006-07-22T03:23:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akumaprime.com\/?p=151"},"modified":"2014-10-01T15:59:24","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T15:59:24","slug":"note-to-self-i-am-still-alive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/?p=151","title":{"rendered":"Note to Self: I Am Still Alive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If\u00c2 I ever get cancer, it&#8217;s because of China. Everyone here smokes!!! Damn it&#8217;s awful.<\/p>\n<p>Last night Shah and I went to a bar. It was loud, so we left, went to a smaller bar, where little kids knocked on the window, begging for money. As we tried to leave, they crowded us, so we jumped back in the bar. Shah had a great idea.\u00c2  I went to the window to divert their attention, and Shah ran out. As they followed him, I ran out. As we ran, Shah dropped his expensive gerber multi-tool. A little kid grabbed it and brought it to him. I wanted to reward her, since she certainly could have snatched it and run off (Shah didn&#8217;t even notice he&#8217;d dropped it.) So I try to give the girl 5 quai, less than a dollar ( I wanted to give her more but as soon as the mob of beggars heard change&#8230;..) The group attacked me, literally grabbing me, pulling me. It was so disgusting and insane. I was about to punch 2 old women and several young children. They were like wild animals. The girl was able to get 1 quai from me before\u00c2 I ran inside to escape the assault&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>We are having great fun in Shanghai and tons of pics for later. Soon Yellow Mountain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If\u00c2 I ever get cancer, it&#8217;s because of China. Everyone here smokes!!! Damn it&#8217;s awful. Last night Shah and I went to a bar. It was loud, so we left, went to a smaller bar, where little kids knocked on the window, begging for money. As we tried to leave, they crowded us, so we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-is-like"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}