{"id":204,"date":"2001-03-01T00:01:15","date_gmt":"2001-03-01T00:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akumaprime.com\/?p=204"},"modified":"2014-09-30T21:49:06","modified_gmt":"2014-09-30T21:49:06","slug":"once-upon-a-time-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/?p=204","title":{"rendered":"Once Upon a Time&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was the one&#8230; hmm.. I actually can&#8217;t think of any other secret transgressions&#8230; that&#8217;s nice.. At least I couldn&#8217;t post like 10 of these&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh shit, I remember one.<\/p>\n<p>I was the one that stole Abtin&#8217;s PDA..<\/p>\n<p>That was a major one&#8230; I know how much trouble it caused you Ab&#8230; I&#8217;m a Huge dick, and I&#8217;m sorry. I didn&#8217;t mean to steal it at first, I just moved it to mess with you and then when you thought it had been stolen I was too scared to give it back even though, Obviously, I should have just given it to you&#8230; but I was afraid you&#8217;d all think I had tried to steal it.. so what did I do? I ended up just taking it and hiding it&#8230; always worried that I would be found out..<\/p>\n<p>Now I hope everyone sees why I say I&#8217;m the stupidest person I know.<\/p>\n<p>You know, two nights ago a friend asked me what the biggest lie I ever told was. In retrospect, this is the worst lie because you and your whole family are so special to me, and I raped that trust, and then was cowardly enough to lie about it to you&#8230; Hell, I&#8217;m too cowardly to tell you even Now! I have to hide behind this post and my death&#8230;<br \/>\nI hope that you can forgive me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was the one&#8230; hmm.. I actually can&#8217;t think of any other secret transgressions&#8230; that&#8217;s nice.. At least I couldn&#8217;t post like 10 of these&#8230; Oh shit, I remember one. I was the one that stole Abtin&#8217;s PDA.. That was a major one&#8230; I know how much trouble it caused you Ab&#8230; I&#8217;m a Huge [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-is-like"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}