{"id":206,"date":"2006-11-23T00:01:46","date_gmt":"2006-11-23T00:01:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akumaprime.com\/?p=206"},"modified":"2014-10-01T16:03:52","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T16:03:52","slug":"funerals-are-for-the-living","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/?p=206","title":{"rendered":"Funerals are for the Living"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t really care what anyone does at any funeral or whatever, so long as there is no religious nonsense of Any sort. I know some of my family members are retardedly devout, but the only reason I could possibly have to come back to life and kick some ass is if anyone gets religious about me.<\/p>\n<p>By the time you&#8217;re reading this, I will have the answer to &#8220;What happens after you die.&#8221; This means I am now your superior on All matters of life and death. The last thing I need is for anyone to mutter mumbo-jumbo around me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t really care what anyone does at any funeral or whatever, so long as there is no religious nonsense of Any sort. I know some of my family members are retardedly devout, but the only reason I could possibly have to come back to life and kick some ass is if anyone gets religious [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-is-like"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=206"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}