{"id":7,"date":"2005-12-26T10:05:44","date_gmt":"2005-12-26T10:05:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akumaprime.com\/?p=7"},"modified":"2014-09-30T21:50:06","modified_gmt":"2014-09-30T21:50:06","slug":"the-day-after-xmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/?p=7","title":{"rendered":"The day after Xmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I lost my phone in BigBear. I left my glasses at my friend&#8217;s house. I left my camera at my Aunt&#8217;s house. Somebody hire me a personal attendant to stop this madness. When I get my camera back, I&#8217;ll have pictures from the Xmas party.<\/p>\n<p>We had a good time. Plenty of good food and extended family I don&#8217;t get to see very often. My Aunt, Uncle and Cousin got me a kick ass travel bag. From others I got money, which I will use to flyyyyy&#8230; Oh I&#8217;m going to look into tickets after this post. I think I&#8217;ll try and hit India, which means I&#8217;ll leave on the 2nd, if possible.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scaryideas.com\/Cartoons\/IntelligentDesign\/IntelligentDesign5.html\" target=\"_blank\">HERE<\/a> are a bunch of great comics pointing fun at ID (intelligent design, boooo)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rinkworks.com\/stupid\/cs_os.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">HERE<\/a> is a page of computer user stupidies. If you like this page, take <a href=\"http:\/\/www.innergeek.us\/geek-test.html\" target=\"_blank\">THIS<\/a> test, because you probably are a geek. Apparently I&#8217;m a major one, with a 38%. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I lost my phone in BigBear. I left my glasses at my friend&#8217;s house. I left my camera at my Aunt&#8217;s house. Somebody hire me a personal attendant to stop this madness. When I get my camera back, I&#8217;ll have pictures from the Xmas party. We had a good time. Plenty of good food and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-is-like"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akumaprime.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}