Eenglish 2.0
Eenglish 2.0 is my attempt to make our language better than it it. English 1.0 has Way too many special cases. We all memorize so many things when learning consistant rules is Much simpler. So here is Eenglish 2.0. Please help me make it better. I’m most concerned about my diphthong choices.
Eenglish 2.0
The problem with english is that it has too many special cases. We need to make it consistant.
The alfubet:
Abcde fghij klmno prstu vwyz
Q and x have been removed.
Hard c is replaced with k: Cat -> Kat
Soft c replaced by s: Recess -> Reeses
C is now chee: cheese -> ceez
G is always hard – good
Soft G and J sounds are now j: Religion -> relijun
Q replaced with kw: Queen -> Kween
Soft x replaced by z: Xenophobia -> Zenofobia
Hahrd x replaced with ks: Taxi -> Taksi
Ph is no longer f. F is f: Pharmacy -> fahrmusee
Silent leters ahr inefishint, kounter intuitiv and yooseles. Thus wee no longer inklude enee silent leters – febuary – wendsday or perhaps, wensday
Silent letters are inefficient, counter intuitive and useless. Thus Eenglish 2.0 does not include any silent letters: Wednesday -> Wendsday
The Vowels
A – cat
E -head
I – pit
O – hoe
U – mud
U as in dude replaced with oo – dood
The diphthongs are what I’m most torn over. There are problems with using these diphthongs, and in fact I believe I am going to include symbols such as the oomlaut(sic) to dictate vowel specific pronunciation.
Difthongs
Ou – as in cow – kouc
Oe – replased with o – to
Ai – high
Ae – replaced with ay
Eu – ew sound as in good or should
Examples:
Mountin
Prezident
Superfloous
Wimin
Er/est
Everything can have er or est appended to it. Good/gooder/goodest is correct. Best still legal
Plurals
Add an s or es. Fish/fishes. Sheep sheeps. No goose/geese, mouse/mice nonsense
Tense
Past – add a d or ed
Run/runned
Swim/swimmed
Drive/drived
Eat/eated
Future – add an l or il
Eat/eatil
Adverbs
Add ly
Well replaced by goodly
Quick replaced by fastly
Numberz
1 – wun
2 – too
3 – three
4 – for
5 – fyv (faiv?)
6 – siks
7 – seven
8 – ayt
9 – nyn (nain?)
10 – ten
11 – wunteen
12 – twoteen
13 – threeteen
14 – fourteen
15 -fiveteen
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